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zenmai--jikake--no--komoriuta · 10 months ago

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day #5! bass by popular demand, here's some bobgob swag for your homies! we're nearly there!

Broke: "Happy Valentines Day!" Woke: Bobgoblin Bass is a big fish native to the Middle Thaliak River that is characterised by its often unusually long periods of unavailability and its next known window of uptime will fall on Valentines Day in certain timezones, making this the one and only time you can technically say "I'll Bobgoblin YOUR Bass this Valentiones!" to your loved one this very special time of year--

#daily bobgobreblog #here u go sis #no fish eyes we waitin' for bobgob wednesday the hard way #there has been a heretofore unforseen interest in bobgoblin bass due to this post! I am very glad to be the bobgob am-bass-ador #I'm glad you all enjoy my shitty joke-- have a good monday!

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kircket · 5 months ago

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En un rincón de la biblioteca, esperando que nadie la vea, Kirsten está de cuclillas suplicándole a su cámara que no la deje. ¡No tiene el dinero para pagarla si se rompe, así que no puede abandonarla! Se exalta, con la entrada de alguien más, y... está segura que vive alguna otra cosa más, y volverá a devolver lo poco y nada que ha logrado retener en su estómago desde la noche anterior. Entonces, con su sonrisa más inocente, llena de pánico, recibe a la persona. "Hola," saluda, y se olvida de inmediato que vestía una sonrisa. "¿Qué tanto- qué tanto sabes de cámaras?"

#no está rubia solo es una ilusión óptica askldfhasd #tengo cositas con esta en borradores pero como q me quedo corta so here u go para el que tenga un espacio #no se obliguen si no les pega!

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wish-i-were-heather · 3 months ago

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good night i am so ososo tired that everyt time i blunk i start to fall asleep so im trpyugn with ny mane wring ig sghut what the fyck did i just wrtei ok buye

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meloromantics · 9 months ago

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my sister called and said she wanted a divorce from her whack ass husband 👼🏼

#sent her a large sum of apple cash and told her to go buy herself some outfits for an upcoming work trip to japan #here 4 u lil sis

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kuromi-hoemie · 1 year ago

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not me and my manager trauma bonding over mommy issues 💀💕 i love her aksksk oof i had to go smoke and Think after this one

i love when our one on ones are basically like lol i don't have much 2 talk about this wk and we get like 40m to hang n talk after getting work stuff out the way. she is such a sweetie and so fun (❁´◡`❁)

#i talked about my intro 2 adulthood and what it was like around before/when i left home and how my sis was just 10 when i left #so we never rly got to be close n i just started talking 2 her this year. but the last thing i told my mom was she lost her son forever #and that she better not fuck up with my sister - and she took it to heart fr which was Great for my sister.#she grew up v loved and supported and idk as the eldest u have complicated feelings being the experiment child.#and as an older sibling u are genuinely happy ur younger sibling has it so much better but there's this disconnect where u both have #Very very different feelings about ur mom and family in general ig. but it's from having lived different lives and idk.#she relates though 😔💕 oldest sibs rly b dealing w moms that tear them down then watch w bittersweet feelings that ur sibs get a better #life. my life itself is fine lol im kinda stoned (⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠) but like. a good loving childhood. support. community n never feeling like #there's Nothing for u here. she's turning 21 in December it's crazy how time flies. I'm glad she's doing good but I'm just thinking about #how we had Very different lives and stuff going on in our late teens 😮‍💨#bless my manager fr i'm glad we got to get into it !! 😹 i can see why i miss her when we don't get to meet for the week

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lctibule · 2 months ago

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random headcanon generator

minjoon:

almost drank the lethal dosage of caffine once.

is oblivous to any and all romantic interest someone may show him.

is a simp.

forgets to eat sometimes.

has an incredible long-term memory but an awful short-term memory.

si-u:

can't handle criticism.

if someone he knew commited a crime, he would cover for them.

desperately needs a hug but doesn't know it and refuses to ask for one.

has chronic nightmares.

if he likes someone, he will give them a pretty rock.

#❥ 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐉𝐎𝐎𝐍 、dash game #❥ 𝐒𝐈 𝐔 、dash game #this trend is old atp but i wanted to do it back when it was going around #so i'm indulging myself now that i'm back here lmao #joon is a simp in the softest sort of way not the desperate sort ok #he is supporting u he is watching u affectionately he is overwhelmed with love for u #and si-u HAS covered for someone after they committed crimes. it was byan. every time. who could have seen that coming lmao #and the rocks he gives u might not actually be pretty but they're probably like. nice n smooth. he likes the way they feel.#or he'll give u flowers. that's also probable.

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tiredassmage · 1 year ago

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A Visual Guide Bullshit Reference to Tyr

& the growing number of fuckin' aus i started and @hyrohkaah is helping me grow like we started a fuckin'. community garden or something.

get you a man that can do both or w/e i guess

#imperial agent. sis agent/smuggler. bounty hunter. sith lord. damn bro. u busy #there is and there isn't context okay #but i am nothing if not my shitposts #swtor text posts #ch: tyr #idr if i organized tags for all this shit goddamn #vs: king and lionheart [smuggler!tyr]#vs: my mind is a place i can't escape your ghost [bh!tyr]#vs: no stranger would it be [sith!tyr]#fuck it we ball we're making the tags now i guess #tyrlore. if you will. across the tyrverse ksnflksdnflksdf i'll see myself out #yea remember how i said i'd never do a sith au well i guess we're not gonna believe this #anyway i love text posts i love tyr i love to put him thru the horrors so here u go centralized shitpost edition #that's the brand baybeeee #vs: kiss with a fist / self control in locker room showers [trooper!tyr]

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lonelycornergremlin · 1 year ago

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Also btw I was SO HAPPY to see your The Thief and the Cobbler banner!! I love that movie so much and never see enough reference to it in the world

you. you are terrifying. what do you want. ehy

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butchviking · 1 year ago

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i always do this 🙃 i always always do this i am never happy and it is always someone elses fault and im never even sorry about it. Do Not Become My Friend!!

#siiiiighh. it is in my nature it is in my nature it is in my nature #having a little public online diary is so strange like hi heres the terrible emotion im going thru today. no im not telling u what happened #whgatever. im drink a bottle of wine to feel worse.#this is literally exactly what i get for waking up and listening to parachutes immediately. sis did u even try to be happy today

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girlivealwaysbean · 1 year ago

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i hate the way he makes me fight for things i don't even believe in or want or like

#now he's not fucking booking the tickets because he's mad at sis for rejecting the ladka they went to see #fuck him it was literally a one week vacation and not a single days rest #and he's so fucking psychopathic god he told her to leave her job and stay here with him and see #as many guys until she finds the one she's 'compatible' with #bc that's why she rejected that guy bc they weren't compatible #he makes me sick god i want to run away #how can someone be so self centered self obsessed only care about yourself and not your fucking daughters?#i don't even want to go to that fuckass office or tuitions but i have to because HE FORCED ME TO DO THIS COURSE and now im close to #the finish line so i have to do it and it's literally impossible to live in this house and not be financially independent bc then #this fucking person who calls himself a dad will force u to marry someone you don't know #thank god sis has good job now i fully told her ki zyada natak kare toh plane book karo aur chale jao #ab nahi toh kab kyu sunna hai ye sab isliye puri life thodi na itni mehnat ki hai #khud incompatible insaan se shaadi kar ke ghut ghut ke jee rahe hai aur itni bhi decency nahi hai ki atleast mere bacche ke saath same fate #na ho #thak gayi hu ladke ab bas ghar jana hai aur nahi ho raha

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waloeders · 1 year ago

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gm gang! i stayed up so late simmin oh my god. ill probably share them later but first,, i have takeover asks to answer hehe :3

bonus barny in armour cuz i love his lil cape he gets!!!! argrh 🥹😍

#jupiter.speaks #❤️.barnabas #> the blue+black fits go sooo hard i didnt even know it could be so great #> but no literally on sims until 3 when i went oh fuck LMAO #> my sis was comin back from the club like oh wow u are. still up. 😅 oops. real tho its a proper sim sesh #> this is actually his semi primed armour so like hes half odin-ing here. when he turns into odin thats priming! fun facts mcgee

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nostomannia · 1 year ago

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Send your character's height and I'll compare it to mine. || @brawlqueen

mizuki is 4'7 at 12 and she doesn't grow much after the first game roughly 5'1 so..either one if you want fawn! : O

Why not both?

"Well, she grows up from bein' an armrest, much to her luck. Almost eye-t'-eye!"

#Always; The Black Swan Moves On The Lake || IC #brawlqueen #DUDE IM SO LATE ON THIS LMAOO #but here u go #Sol would be the annoying big sis that uses Mizuki as an armrest sdfsdf

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sunnywalnut · 3 months ago

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No but I'm still looking for the Denny's that is still in the middle of nowhere

having cis guy friends is so funny like youll ask if they wanna hang out and theyll send you to the dark woods

#no joke #my brother. fresh out of the house. 19 #years old. rolls up to our house right after midnight with a car full of teenagers. tells me and my little sister to get in.#obviously we're asking questions. where are we going. how long are we going to be gone. what are we doing. why are all these people in here.#and a big ol barn that quite literally looks like it's from a Scooby Doo snapshot. it's falling apart #the whole shebang #he answers NONE of them.#so we get in the back seat. I'm being gay with my friend at the time. and we're chilling listening to tunes on the radio.#except now they're talking about a Denny's. i look to the front seat where my brother is driving and he pulls up pictures on his phone #of the inside of somebody's. house. What?#and if that wasn't weird enough. we had already driven 20 minutes off a sideroad into the middle of nowhere. nothing but grass #and a big ol barn/farmhouse that looks like it came straight out of a Scooby Doo snapshot. it's dark as hell out. the lone building appearin #blue in the dark. with a single orange lantern lit hanging from the top. i look to my brother who has never lead me astray before.#and I feel like i am part of Scooby Doo. five teenagers in a car. in the middle of the night. wondering where the hell Denny's went.#now finally my brother has some wits to him. and we take a tight u turn and turn ourselves around. good. shows over right? WRONG.#this bitch pulls up YET ANOTHER place on his phone and starts driving 15 MINUTES UP ONTO A DIRT ROAD AND KEEPS DRIVING.#we're going to a haunted bridge boys!#in the middle of the night! at like 3am! the witching hour! great plan broski. sounds awesome. good thinking there.#we get to this haunted bridge. and this mf is barely 5ft across. but the water below is dark and murky and my lil sis INSISTS she sees a #dude down below. so I'm silently freaking out because what the hell do i say to that. she's like. 13. i tell her it'll be okay. because #that's what big/middle bros do. we drive over the bridge. nothing happens. cue relaxation. my brother is audibly disappointed #“well that was useless” bro you almost took us to Denny's in some cannibalistic farmdudes basement. i think I'll take the barely haunted #bridge. my brother. who still wants to show us an adventure. and probably save face in front of his friends. flips us around yet again and #starts heading off into a whole NEW direction. towards the World's Largest Gas Station!#it is like 4am by now. we're hungry. we're cramping. losing our marbles with exhaustion. and still processing our latest episode with the #Mystery Machine. so fine. I'm taking a nap. just don't get us killed in the long run.#we survived. btw. if that wasn't obvious. and we did actually make it to The World's Biggest Gas Station. and it was pretty fun.#as far as gas stations go at least. i got some honey sticks and a lollipop in the shape of a bear. i don't really like honey. but it wascute #there were walls FILLED with stuffed animals.a whole clothing department. a candy shop. and even a full fledged restaurant on the other side #i think there were even two levels to it? i can't remember. but anyways. we eat. we leave. we survive. end of story.

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mostlykind · 4 months ago

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#feeling a little meh recently and kinda sad bc why is growing up so painful lol #my two best friends recently became sisters in law and - obviously - now see each other a lot more #and Yh obviously it’s not intentional but I can’t help what I feel and I just feel so excluded from things #like things we used to do together and as a group is just them and their families #and I’m just sad that this is what adulting is #and it doesn’t help that my family will tell me yeah but they’re FAMILY now u guys are just friends 🤷🏻‍♀️#and it’s like OKAY WELL I THOUGHT WE WERE FAMILY TOO SO SUE ME #and I don’t see the married friend that often anyway and we typically do things as a group #but since she sees my other friend (her sis in law) all the time (who I see pretty often) I feel like I just hear her news #as tho I haven’t known her my whole life #and my friend keeps telling me oh yh u guys can go out I don’t have to be there #bUT ITS NOT THE SAME!!!!!!!#i know I need to adapt to change and things can’t stay the same thing forever #but it’s like we never anticipated either of us will become sisters in law #and now it’s like we’ll they’ve gotten closer and I’m just here on the outskirts watching it all unfold #lol anyways I just needed to rant soz if this seems entitled or whatever #will probs delete later #tag talks

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barbatoskisser · 7 months ago

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"I can't get shake the feeling I'm holding someone very important."

#oml #sobs #sIR PLEA-- CHOKES ON MY OWN SPIT #dir please i am weak beano i am smol tiny i am bean sized i am to be tossed arpund like pebble not held gently like smooth rocc #canon venti really juat going hi heres thid creature windblume ur not allowed ro hurt them like ever theyre to be ur lover forever #if u want to #but highly encouraged u to love them they are very important #si r #that is incorrect #at lrast for me tyvm

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k6tzie · 2 months ago

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COD P☆RN LINKS | PT. 3

ghost: always so quiet and reserved, seeing you like this is refreshing. so humane having ur guts rearranged after doubting your lieutenants skills! dove, you're so needy. but luckily for you, you have a patient, big bf came back from prices' baby shower now u and si want a baby of ur own, but u can't wait:( doughy ass bouncing on his long cock that no one's sucked in over a year, thankfully now ur here! sharing the captains daughter with soap<3 trusting is hard for him, so once he has you, he doesn't wanna let go warm winter fuck with ur gentle boy price: once you taught olderbf!price how to make hotter videos, he thinks he's so much cooler but that old man lives within him💔i mean look how he's holding the phone! you feel a big, throbbing thing in your tummy, hopefully he doesn't press down on it D: when u took him to meet ur parents, you just looked too good not to fuck afterwards :( as much as he loves his quiet girls, he can't say no to a bubbly one night stand now can he he didn't wanna have to do this but this IS what bad girls get... dadsfriend!price taking you upstairs during the bbq. there's so many people so no one will hopefully notice ur gone... soap: totally something soap would do, fucking you levitating 😭 first time having a crush this intense, taking sneaky photos of you, drawing you in his sketchbook, leaving you little gifts anonymously - now that you gave him a chance, he's too shocked to even do anything! honestly his dream is hot gf x loser guy he's a messy boy who likes his sex quick! so so much cum dripping out, it's like your boys' in heaven filthy gym partner can't keep his hands to himself only one person can eat you this well when you're sick, soap! gaz: your drunk sex was so good, you won't forget it even when you're sober <3 appreciating that pussy with the love and tongue it deserves so wet and tight like ur ex boyfriend did nothing at all smh, must've been tiny deeeeep in ur gfs womb! pretty boy barely ever gets angry, but when price has been on his back the whole week, and now you're giving him attitude - he can't take it anymore! hot belly bulge - who would've thought from the serene, goofy guy? graves: ah, so THAT'S how you passed recruitment i see, interesting... what a baby, never been with a real woman. actually a very soft, sensual man. don't mistake him as rough cuz of how he acts at work lucky shadow of the week gets to record the barracks bunny and graves kept trying to draw milk out of you but he didn't realise not everyone just...lactates :(he can't stop rewatching this video y'all took, how your greedy pussy just swallows his dick whole :o purposely just teasing you so he can see u angry konig: an efficient way to wake up his beautiful baby✨ his cold tongue and your warm socks make an interesting contrast🤔 he caught you masturbating all by yourself and you didn't seem to reach ur full potential :( loser!konig coded, once he finally gets his rough hands on you, it's hard letting a beauty like you go ruined ur cute little panties smh, greedy big boy mean colonel punishing his secret fuck buddy after he found out you've started talking to another person💢 bonus!!: surprise ;)

@xtrrdnrypotato @livingdead-g1rl

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